IT WAS 1945 By Anonymous
The Regimental Sergeant Major (RSM) went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions – age, height, weight, before asking the last time he’d had sex.
“Oh,” he mused, “it was 1945.”
“Isn’t that a long time to go without sex?” the doctor asked.
“I don’t think so. According to your clock on the wall, it’s only 21:13.”
Unknown (an old one).
Five second fuses always burn three seconds.