NASHOS By Anonymous
Two men, both national servicemen but from different eras, were boasting to each other about their old Army days.
“Why, back in the ’50s my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that when we presented arms; all you could hear was slap, slap, click.”
“That’s very impressive,” conceded the other, “but back in the ’60s, when my company presented arms, all you could hear was slap, slap, jingle.”
“What was the jingle?” asked the first.
“Oh,” replied the other offhandedly, “just our war medals clinking together.”